Hey, /vrpg/! I'm the female myrmidon. You might know me as Mia, or Lyn, or Marisa, or someone else!
Why do you keep putting me on the front lines? Myrmidons are only good for their speed, evasion, and horseless movement, and us girl myrmidons are even weaker than the boys. Why don't you put out Joshua, or Guy, or Karel, or use armored units for once? All we're good at is taking everyone's experience, hoping for amazing level ups, and making you restart when we're hit twice!
Do you only like us for our legs and armpits, you weirdos?