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Private Poindexter is the hands-down most based character in the entire Fallout Universe. You know it. I know it. Your mother knows it even. And if you're retarded enough to disagree with this literal factual assessment, I'd really love to hear any and all honest arguments to the contrary. Any good mods relating to this smartass npc? Is there perhaps a mod that adds a 5th main ending in which Private Poindexter rules New Vegas? If not, why isn't one available yet, and can some of you anons be bros and get a team together to make that mod for the good of our rpg society?
What do you anons think New Vegas would be like under the rulership of Emperor Poindexter? On the one hand, I think he'd be a downright remarkable first-rate leader of The Mojave because he comes across as being substantially more intelligent than literally any other NPC I can recall in the vanilla game. But, on the other hand, Private Poindexter is such a fucking lazy nigger too that he might be too slothful to properly govern Mojave Society effectively. You know what I mean? Like do you think he'd be some phenomenal fucking leader? Or would Vegas and The Mojave crumble as he chills in his Lucky 38 Casino Throne Room in his pajamas chugging nuka colas whilst snorting buffout off the naked ass of a completely different 12 year old New Vegas virgin given to him as tribute every day? Or both? Why not both? Do you think Emperor Poindexter can govern effectively AND party effectively simultaneously?
>Official ingame stats do not lie!
>Ceaser Intelligence = 4
>NCR President Aaron Kimball Intelligence = 5
>Mr.House Intelligence = 5
>BASED AF Private Poindexter Intelligence = 8
Uh oh. Uh . . House bros? How will we cope? What are we going to do?
What do you anons think New Vegas would be like under the rulership of Emperor Poindexter? On the one hand, I think he'd be a downright remarkable first-rate leader of The Mojave because he comes across as being substantially more intelligent than literally any other NPC I can recall in the vanilla game. But, on the other hand, Private Poindexter is such a fucking lazy nigger too that he might be too slothful to properly govern Mojave Society effectively. You know what I mean? Like do you think he'd be some phenomenal fucking leader? Or would Vegas and The Mojave crumble as he chills in his Lucky 38 Casino Throne Room in his pajamas chugging nuka colas whilst snorting buffout off the naked ass of a completely different 12 year old New Vegas virgin given to him as tribute every day? Or both? Why not both? Do you think Emperor Poindexter can govern effectively AND party effectively simultaneously?
>Official ingame stats do not lie!
>Ceaser Intelligence = 4
>NCR President Aaron Kimball Intelligence = 5
>Mr.House Intelligence = 5
>BASED AF Private Poindexter Intelligence = 8
Uh oh. Uh . . House bros? How will we cope? What are we going to do?