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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:40:52 No.65457395 View Reply Original Report

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How can I be as based as him?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:59:36 No.65456948 View Reply Original Report

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I have had a frozen iced container on inflamed armpit for over ten minutes my arm is completely numb is this good

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 19:29:22 No.65455878 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>65456902 >>65457252

Would you date a magical girl?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:53:23 No.65456889 Report

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>>65455900
>yikes incel. You gotta lower those standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:54:07 No.65456902 Report

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>>65455878
I would kill her and date the cuter looking antagonist magical girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:27:32 No.65457252 Report

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>>65455878
yes that would be fine. Magical girls are nice.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:35:27 No.65457340 Report

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Only if I can choose her costumes

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:38:04 No.65457368 Report

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No, I don't understand magic and it scares me. I have no book of folk lore to be read by the local scholar and the town elder remembers no tales on how to protect myself from such devilry.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:37:20 No.65457360 View Reply Original Report

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cummmmmmmm
im cuminggggggggggg

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:07:32 No.65457033 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>65457111

I sent a girl money on onlyfans and now my card is being declined
I need to call my bank and have them turn my card back on, but I'll have to listen to the person read back my onlyfans transactions and approve it was me
I'm too embarrassed to do it

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:15:12 No.65457111 Report

Quoted By: >>65457133

>>65457033
Keep calling and hanging up until you get a female operator who sounds young. You will likely enjoy embarassing yourself in front of a cute girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:16:57 No.65457133 Report

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>>65457111
I'm more hopeful that its an old lady that doesnt know what OF is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:19:47 No.65457163 Report

Quoted By: >>65457233

this is so fucking pathetic, and you shitters wonder how you don't have a gf doing shit like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:25:57 No.65457233 Report

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>>65457163
you think I don't know? I already deleted my account

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:37:11 No.65457359 Report

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the life of a coomer is not an easy one

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Are women self aware?

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 10:42:37 No.65451198 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

Quoted By: >>65457254

Are women aware that they are women? What do they think of it? Can women think intensely enough to grasp philosophy?

I really want to sit down with a 20-25 year old girl and truly pick her brain inside and out to see how she ticks and how she thinks. I'm so curious.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:22:05 No.65457180 Report

Quoted By: >>65457226

>>65456869
>>65456914
you both should visit a therapist and then shag on his table

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:25:28 No.65457226 Report

Quoted By: >>65457271

>>65457180
no thanks. sex is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:27:42 No.65457254 Report

Quoted By: >>65457337

>>65451198
>really want to sit down with a 20-25 year old girl and truly pick her brain inside and out to see how she ticks and how she thinks. I'm so curious.
I've done that several times
With 90% of them you just reach a certain point when you realize that she's never evaluated that kind of situation and she operates off somebody else's anecdote or her instinct, about 5 minutes into the conversation
With the other 10% you reach that point within 30 minutes
I haven't talked to a single woman with whom I wouldn't reach that point. That gap seems to always exist in the reasoning of every single one of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:28:54 No.65457271 Report

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>>65457226
ok, wrestle on his table. things have to be decided once and for all i'm afraid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:35:18 No.65457337 Report

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>>65457254
woah you must be such a free thinker

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 18:10:23 No.65454917 View Reply Last 50 Original Report

Quoted By: >>65456302

why dont the male bots and fembots just link up

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:04:37 No.65456297 Report

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>>65455001
Nice bait faggot, try harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:04:57 No.65456302 Report

Quoted By: >>65456337

>>65454917
There is no such thing as a fembot and no cam whores that come here for attention do not count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:07:26 No.65456337 Report

Quoted By: >>65457279

>>65455001
Neck yourself, larper.
>>65455047
Based and knowledgeable, these whores need to be called out.
>>65455594
Stream it, faggot.
>>65456302
Amen.

This thread was a fucking chore to scroll through.
Komm, Susser Tod

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:33:00 No.65456653 Report

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>>65455001
Does your face resemble an orge or a goblin? Are you overweight? Are you just that mentally damaged?
If no then you qualify.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:29:16 No.65457279 Report

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>>65456337
grubby sausage fingers typed this

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 15:56:18 No.65453593 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>65457248

How disabled must a girl be to lower her standards below Chad? She's probably still aiming for a 7/10 Brad at this point.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:01:45 No.65456967 Report

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>>65453609
Just a grow a beard and get muscles you be at least a 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:02:48 No.65456986 Report

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>>65453916
Go ahead, look up pictures of blind girls and see for yourself what kind of guys they date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:13:55 No.65457099 Report

Quoted By: >>65457230

>>65455839
Sorry I didn't sugarcoat it and make the entire post heart shaped for you. This boards a cesspit, with at least 5 constant threads about how women are vain and shitty, but still bitching about how they wont fuck them.

I'm being realistic.

>>65456946
Good personalities come in all shapes and sizes. Some girls like serious stoic, some more feminine, others want specific interests/hobbies in common.
When people say "be yourself" they assume that you have things you do, and have something interesting going on (no matter how stupid it is), that you would like to share and talk about.

Universal traits are confident, funny, and having a backbone. Just having those and nothing else is enough to make up for a lot of negative traits (if you ever wondered how ugly/fat/abusive guys get girls, this is how).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:25:50 No.65457230 Report

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>>65457099
Incels are not bad people anon. If someone says "Girls hate me because my jaw is the wrong shape. Even a disabled girl will reject me," that means that the person believes themselves to be ugly even though they are not.
The fact that you jumped to "they must secretly be terrible people" says more about you than it does about them.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:27:15 No.65457248 Report

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>>65453593
Porn is your biggest problem. You would have a girlfriend if you werent a social media slave

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 19:46:37 No.65456086 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>65456810 >>65456998 >>65457246

>watch old highschool classmate instagram story (did not follow her)
>her profile is set to private a few hours later

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:46:39 No.65456810 Report

Quoted By: >>65457239

>>65456086
KEK. I don't use normiebook or any other social media, do they get notified now when you open their posts?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 20:50:15 No.65456850 Report

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>going on social media profiles of the people that bullied and ostracized you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:04:02 No.65456998 Report

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>>65456086
Im zoomer yet I dont use social media at all. I recently went on and holy shit, every woman just whores themselves for free. Every girl is an amateur pornstar. It feels like your could reverse image search most girls irl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:26:27 No.65457239 Report

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>>65456810
There's a list of the people who watched your story for 24 hours after you upload it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:27:06 No.65457246 Report

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>>65456086
i saved a pic off of facebook, of a girl i know from uni that is an arthoe
it was funny to me, because among the usual crappy french model style photos, one was with her tits out
not literally, but she wore a see through blouse or something like that
she had quite cute nips
i dont think i have her pic on me anymore though

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Anonymous Mon 20 Sep 2021 21:26:57 No.65457244 View Reply Original Report

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I LOVE CUTE TWINKS SO MUCH!!!! I WANNA KISS THEM ON THERE DUMB FACES AND MAKS SWEET LOVE TO THEM

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