>>35177136>”Aww, really?”“Yes. No breaking,” you firmly tell her
>”Not even a little breaking?” she asks while gesturing with her right hide a small amount>It would be cute if it weren’t for the fact that shes asking to break you“No sorry, you can not.”
>”And why not,” a petulant tone starting to seep into her voice>Now here comes the gamble“Your sister didn’t tell you but this is actually a test you see, for both of us.”
>her impatient look quickly turns curious>”A test by sister?”“Yes. For me its to see if I can do a good job being your personal servant.”
>”like Remi and Sayu?”“Mhmm. However your part of the test is to see if you can keep me, without breaking me.”
>”Oh! I see that makes sense I guess”>Looks like you get to continue breathing, for now>”But this doesn’t mean I’m going to let you bathe and dress me!”“eh what?”
>”Well you said like Sayu and Sayu does EVERYTHING for Remi. bathes her, dresses her, feeds her, and all other things too.”>You knew they were close but you didn’t know it was that close>She quickly looks around the room to check for any other listeners before leaning in close to you>”And I think Sayu always looks a little bit too happy to do it all. She sometimes has this wierd smile on her face when she thinks no one sees her,” she whispers to you>Yeah you didn’t need to know that“Well creepy maids aside,” you say getting a giggle out of the little vampire,”I promise I won’t do anything like that.”
>”Good because if ya did I’d break you hehehe!”>A crazed look crosses her face but it is quickly suppressed“Good lets shake on it then.”
>You hold out your hand>She looks at it for a moment before putting her much smaller hand into yours>However despite it’s size it shakes your hand wildly with barely restrained strength>Fortunately she stops before your arm is torn from its socket>”The contract is sealed!” she claims dramatically >nursing your abused arm you nod>You glance over her and notice her looking at her hand carefully“What’s wrong?”
>”Oh it’s just I can’t remember the last time anyone let me touch them,” she simply says>jeez>You change the topic“Do you have any ideas of games that don’t involve breaking?”
>A pensive look crosses her face>”Hmm. Oh I know! We can play house!”>She quickly grabs up a couple of her dolls, a teddy bear and a rabbit>”Here you can be Mrs. Rabbit,” she says shoving the rabbit into your arms,” and I’ll be Mr. Bear. Oh this will be so fun I always have to play house all by myself.”>wouldn’t it be better for you to play the bear?>just go with it>”Honey I’m home!” she exclaims in a gruff voice>She moves the bear to make it look like its approaching your rabbit>”Welcome home dear, how was work,” you eek out with terrible falsetto while making the rabbit peck the bear on the cheek>”It was OK. Nothing happened at all.”>While it sounds fine theres more to this“You don’t sound all that glad about nothing happening.”
>”How could you tell?”“Call it a wife’s intuition.”
>”Sigh. Well you got me love.”“well whats the problem?”
>The two of you are completely absorbed into this little play of yours>”I’ve been doing the same thing for so long, I guess I’m just tired of it all.”>She sits the bear down on the floor>You decide to move the rabbit next to the bear, leaning her against him“How about a vacation dear? Maybe we can go to the lake. Ooh theres also the harvest festival, I’m sure they’ll be plenty for us to do.”
>”That sounds nice, I haven’t been outside for a long time,” she sadly admits>Thats definitely not the bear talking“Well don’t worry, your darling wife will make sure you have a nice outdoor vacation.”
>She realizes her mistake then and jumps back into character>”Your the best Mrs. Rabbit!” >She makes the bear bear hug the rabbit doll“A little too tight Mr. Bear.”
>You do your best to make it sound like you are choking>”Oops sorry hehe.”>After that the rest of the story is simple fluff as the two dolls have dinner>Rabbit stew, as in stew made by rabbits not with rabbits>Finally the two head to their ‘bed’, a cushion that has seen better days>”Good night honey.”“Good night dearie”
>you narrate the end“And so the two slept peacefully. The end.”
>”You are really good at playing a wife mister”>You think thats a compliment“Thanks I guess.”
>”mhmm usually one of my dolls breaks the other when I play house.”>She lets out a cute little yawn before rubbing her eyes>Looking at the ornate grandfather clock you see how late it is already“I think its time for sleep now.”
>”I- I can still *yawn* stay up.”>You decide to take some initiative and pick her up gently>She doesn’t protest, whether its because she is ok with it or too tired to fight it you can’t tell 
